Only my Louisiana natives will understand this
title lol. For you non-Louisianans, “Makin
Groceries” is simply going grocery shopping lol. Now on with the rant. First off, I want to
apologize to Big Red (moms) for every time I tried to add something extra to the
buggy. Young Trellie did not realize
that every item added that was not on the list makes the final cost $50 more 🤯. I cannot talk about my hatred for adulthood
and not include the grocery bill. Why
does weekly grocery shopping cost so much?
Why can't everyone get food stamps? Why is everything that is "better" for you more expensive? I utterly understand now why I had
to put back whatever random article I picked up lol. That is not my only issue
with “Makin’ Groceries” either lol. Guys how often does your lady send you to the store and somehow, we manage to get
the wrong item 😕. I now require a
photo whenever I go to the store alone lol.
There are rules one must follow whenever you go grocery shopping
too. Rule #1 never go hungry 😋. You will mess around and buy the entire store
if you do. Trust me lol; I have done it.
Rule #2 make a list before making the store run. Rule #3 ONLY GET WHAT IS ON
THE LIST!!! Rule #4 do not forget to bring the coupons lol (never think you are too high class to save some coins💰💰 lol). If you follow these four rules, your shopping experience will be
so much better lol. I HATE IT HERE!!!!
Bonus: Fellas make sure to throw a few extra
items in the cart when the lady is not looking lol. We are grown now so live it
up lol!!

Good stuff here bro!!!
ReplyDeleteI appreciate the love bro!! The older we get, the more everything becomes a chore lol.
DeleteThanks for sharing this!! Reminds me of when I used to put extra stuff in my parents buggy lol
ReplyDeleteIkr!! Great memories of spending someone else's money lol
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ReplyDeleteHelp me Jesus. My mom had this whole spill before going in the grocery store, but I don’t do that with my son...YET! Lol good stuff bro!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you madam!! Yeah I have a feeling I won't be giving the special talk to my future kids either lol.
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